Side quest · Pixel game

Tardigrades

Water bears survive boiling, freezing, radiation, and outer space. Your job is to clear them out of one petri dish anyway. They keep multiplying, so spend your DNA on bigger weapons, and save up for the nuke.

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Petri dish defense

Stop the water bears

Tap to squish. They split, they wander in, they survive almost anything. Spend DNA on bigger weapons and save up for the nuke.

The nuke

1000 DNA. Clears the whole dish and ends the round. 1000 DNA to go.

Best: 0 squished. Selected: Squish — A firm boop. The one thing they can't survive.

Tiny

About half a millimeter long, with eight stubby legs tipped in claws. They live in moss, lichen, and leaf litter nearly everywhere on Earth.

The tun

Dried out, they curl into a barrel called a tun and nearly stop their metabolism. That's why curled-up bears in the game shrug off heat, cold, salt, radiation, and vacuum.

Been to space

In 2007 tardigrades rode outside a satellite, exposed to the vacuum of space, and some came home alive. They also take thousands of times the radiation dose that kills a person.

Game liberty

Real tardigrades don't split in two; they lay eggs. And squishing really does work.